Funny Things my Younger Brother Says

*Some statements have been rephrased for clarity, he largely speaks Singlish and a mix of Chinese.

 

To my mum and me:

“You know, there’s this teacher in my class that keeps saying ‘must check your work’.”

//pause//

“I think he should be really good at checkers.”

Me: “What has that got to do with checkers?!”

 

“My eyes are more powerful, because my power (degree) is higher.”

(600 degrees, he has bad myopia even though he’s only 9)

 

Him: “There’s this guy in my class with blue eyes! Do you think everything looks more blue to him? Like maybe the sky will look more blue?”

Me: “Then is everything black to you, even in the day?”

Him: “Oh ya hor.”

 

In a way, you can feel his childish innocence in the things he says, and I really want him to keep that forever.

I discovered Vine!

I don’t have much time to gush about it now, with my exams and all, but Vine is getting to be a major distraction. It is too funny gosh.

 

Best of Vines concisely gets you the best, if you’re in a hurry and have no time to explore!

Fun Jump Shots (from Sentosa too)

Well, here’s a series of pictures- of me trying out jump shots (with the aid of a leaf). No editing or anything, just plain ‘ol jump shots. Technically this is cheating but whatever! You can see how the process went…

The 3rd picture is the full jump.

And he thinks he can do better!

Hmmm. I think my jumps are waaaay more elegant. I was jumping in wedges too!

He’s pretty much more well-built nowadays (these were taken over a year ago), perhaps I could get him to do a handstand or something or a crazy ninja move…

Possibilities, possibilities!