Funny Things my Younger Brother Says

*Some statements have been rephrased for clarity, he largely speaks Singlish and a mix of Chinese.

 

To my mum and me:

“You know, there’s this teacher in my class that keeps saying ‘must check your work’.”

//pause//

“I think he should be really good at checkers.”

Me: “What has that got to do with checkers?!”

 

“My eyes are more powerful, because my power (degree) is higher.”

(600 degrees, he has bad myopia even though he’s only 9)

 

Him: “There’s this guy in my class with blue eyes! Do you think everything looks more blue to him? Like maybe the sky will look more blue?”

Me: “Then is everything black to you, even in the day?”

Him: “Oh ya hor.”

 

In a way, you can feel his childish innocence in the things he says, and I really want him to keep that forever.

I discovered Vine!

I don’t have much time to gush about it now, with my exams and all, but Vine is getting to be a major distraction. It is too funny gosh.

 

Best of Vines concisely gets you the best, if you’re in a hurry and have no time to explore!

H… *choke cough*…. h…haze

Terrible haze in Singapore…

I’m plain tired out and grumpy about sitting in a stuffy room all day.

My throat hurts, my head hurts, my eyes hurt.

I want to eat ice-cream but I don’t want to go out and buy some because I’d die in the haze.

What?

You don’t know what’s going on?

Google ‘Singapore haze‘.

If you want to see examples of human stupidity, google ‘indonesia response to singapore haze‘.

Guaranteed facepalm moment.

To all you Fairy Tail fans, here’s a meme for you.

Credits to mangareader.net (now you know where I get my daily dose of manga!) and Memecenter.